I just peed next to my car in a mcdonalds parking lot in the rain if it weren’t for the fact that I own a car that’d be the crustiest thing I’ve done in a while

during finals week the night that I cried in tht wegmans parking lot and ate a whole box of zebra cakes at 4 AM it was also raining and around 3am I went to my car and was too tired/lazy to walk back inside so I waited probably 5 minutes for a cop to leave the parking lot so I could piss on my car

No wonder you two are friends.